i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Every concussion has its silver lining
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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