whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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