Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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