I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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