He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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