Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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