He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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