I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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