if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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