Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
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