did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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