i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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