jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
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