So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
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