question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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