I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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