is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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