I only kidnapped one of them. chill
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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