Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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