i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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