It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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