So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
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