Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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