Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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