I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I currently don't understand fingers.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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