I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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