A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
3 2 1 whiskey
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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