I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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