How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
accomplished twins. life is a go
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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