We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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