Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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