either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I think people are normalizing furries
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