no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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