"it" just moved
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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