Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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