seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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