we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
