I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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