his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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