You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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