i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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