There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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