you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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