thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
did i walk over a car last night?
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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