we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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