I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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