You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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