She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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