I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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