dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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